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Interests: MAKING CONDOM BALLONS, AND I AM NOT JOHN CHANG I AM EVERYBODY IN UCI VIENTO SUITE 101 NOT JUST JOHN CHANG
Expertise: EVERYTHING, THE QUESTION SHOULD BE WHAT CAN'T I DO? YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT ONE? I CANT BE AS UGLY AS YOU, YEAH THATS YOUR ANSWER YOU BAR WENCH
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Member Since:
3/2/2003
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| The aim of this xanga is to provide all the needs of every xanga condesed into this one page. Rather than reading the same trivial crap on other pages you can read the spiced up trivial crap on this page. Some of you may think I am deliberately mocking YOUR xanga entry, in most cases you are right. The main difference between this awesome xanga and your xanga is that your xanga goes to petting zoos and touches donkeys in private areas and then tricks little kids into touching the forbidden zones of a donkey. See the difference? SEE | | |
| TODAY'S DAILY XANGER-OVERLY STRESSED COLLEGE STUDENT: OMG I had so much work to do today...it was so hard. I have to whine about my workload so you guys can leave comments to encourage me and also to know im hard working and smarter than you! You wonder how every night I pull an all nighter studying? Well at about 3 am I masturbate and that wakes me right up with an ejaculicious jolt if you know what i mean but you dont because im the only one working hard in college and writing about it in my blog and needting to masturbate to stay awake and study! I cant wait until *insert some kind of week long break* | | |
| Today's daily xangaer-Parking Lot Pimp: Yo yo raise roof my homeboys. So check this after class today me and mai cruw decided to pick up some bitches. yEAh so like we get to my car and I was like damn thats sweet because i just added like three 6 foot spoilers on my like 4 cyclinder car and dude now its so fast i burn all those fucking old people and fat people who ride around on mechanized wheelchair/shopping carts. I made it even faster by adding tons of type r stickers onto it and painted flames on the side, pretty soon i'll burn that 5 year old that always beats me on his scooter. Then afterwards we sat in our car and started you know sitting there and as the ladies went by we bumped the music so they know how cool we were but this really hot chick walked by and called us losers but fuck that biatch i went into the bushes and pleasured myself thinking about her so that hoe didnt even need to be there well peace out mother fuckers | | |
| TODAY'S TODAY BLOGGER-Aspiring poet/songwriter= I'm going to post a song or/poem to express my mood and my current state of self because rather than telling you, my loyal xanga readers. Through my masterful use of lyrics and poetic devices you my reader will connect emotionally with me more so than ever before. Usually I'm so lame I don't even make a log entry explaning why im forcing you to read this intellectual fecal matter but I simply copy and paste some bullshit pointless piece of crap song or poem because I find it deep. Without further ado heres my current mood-
MY ROLE IN THIS IS KILLING ME
HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
DO DE DOOOO
HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
This song portrays my frustration at the world yet joy at being alive. That song has so many layers of meaning I orgasm in my pants just reading the lyrics. | | |
| Today's First Log-An average blog made by a generic internet log user= Uh today I had a nap and then I woke up. Now I'm doing homework why am I wasting my time blogging? Well bye I love you all.
NOW LETS MODIFY THAT FOR THE BETTER: I just woke up from an exhilirating romp fest with multiple men, animals, and wagons. I have a lot of homework to do but its ok I'll just sleep with my TA, my professor, and the projectionist from my lecture hall. And, like so many of fellow xanga users, am writing this so I can proclaim to the world what a gigantic gaping hole of a whore/gigalo I, the standard generic xanga user, am. BYE I LOVE YOU ALL ESPECIALLY CARNALLY.
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